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That time of the year again! [01 Jan 2007|03:53pm]



Woo!

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K!! [09 Dec 2006|06:12pm]
Comment, and I'll give you a letter; then you have to list 10 things you love that begin with that letter in your journal and give out some letters of your own.
Jess gave me K.


1. Kerr Family!
2. Keira Knightly
3. Kevin Smith Movies
4. k-os
5. Kung-fu
6. Knights
7. Kawasaki
8. Karma
9. Kool-aid
10. KKK?

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Oh hellllll no. [20 Nov 2006|06:23pm]
[ mood | Wii. Godlii. ]

Chris got a mu fuckin Wiiiiiiiiiiii. Best thing EVER.

Seriously, boxing. Sexy. Tennis. Amazing. Baseball. Hard as SHIT. But amazing. Bowling and Golf. Also hella fun.

FITNESS TRAINER!? Good idea!!

Shitty wi-fi connector for my DS that turned out useless.. is now my wireless internet connection for online gaming? EXTREMELY AMAZING!

I'm pumped. I've never had so much fun gaming. And will never play games the same.

Except Gears Of War. That game is amazing.

Yeah I hate this thing. But hey, it gets the message out.

I can't fucking believe this thing.

There's this feature called "Mii". And you create people to represent real life people.. so it's like making a profile.. but in some games (Wii Sports) you appear as your Mii! It's crazy! So my goal is to have everyone I know make a Mii on my system, then I can look at the gallery of cuties. tehe

And on a finishing not.. PS3 can suck my balls.

Hey wow, a livejournal post about something good in a life? Huzzah.

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Paintballing adventure [21 Aug 2006|05:25pm]
Here's the war pictures in all there glory.

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Wasaga? Tomorrow? Terrible planning? [18 Aug 2006|12:35pm]
So, Patrick and Curtis. We need to discuss our plan..
Patrick are you driving?
Is Jon even coming anymore?
Are Tyler or Jordan coming?
Patrick how much money have you "raised"?

Doors open at 8am, game starts at 10am. And goes until 6pm. Then I take it we're hitting the beach afterwards.

Which brings me to my next point.

Are there people meeting us there? I heard someone say something about the girls going to the beach? Maybe I'm crazy. That would be hella fun though.

Yeah so this is mainly just asking.. Patrick can you get the car? Or are we waking up at 5 to hitchhike our asses there?

So we suck at planning.. at least we have the money and the firearms already!

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Yogurt. [18 Jul 2006|10:39pm]
So I was bet 2 dollars today that I couldn't eat 12 Petit Danone yogurts (two 6 packs) in the 15 minutes I had for break.

I won that bet.

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Sweet movies. [17 Jul 2006|11:50pm]
[ mood | restless ]

My three favorite movies right now consist of movies you probably haven't heard of that much.

3. Lucky Number Slevin
2. Layer Cake
and
1. Running Scared

These three movies are highly violent, but sooo damn good. I highly recommend going out and renting them ASAP. Except Slevin doesn't come out for a few weeks. They all involve the mob, so that jsut leads to loads of swearing and lots of fist to fist violence. So yeah, if you're not flinched by murderous pedofiles, smashing faces off of frozen fish, breaking someone's nose every few scenes, high drug use, boobies, bullets, Bruce Willis, glow in the dark hockey pucks to the forehead, shooting people in the head, F-bombs nuking Hiroshima, little kids following prostitutes, pimps smashing their hoes into headlights, ODing, John Wayne obsessed Russians, Paul Walker with firearms, ecstasy, cocaine, 9 mils, even more swearing, Lucy Lue's immense asian cuteness, raves, angry crack-heads, angry crack dealers, pouring hot tea on a beaten man's face, British black people, and.. well you get the point. Violence and beyond.

They're great movies!

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PLAN! [15 Jul 2006|07:54pm]
[ mood | Ideas. ]

Ok, next Sunday, the uh.. 23rd. We're going to Wasaga to paintball. Do what ever you can to get this day off! I want to paintball with the majority of The Snake Gang. I figure Curtis, Patrick, and me are definites. And I want Sarah, Christina, and Lee-Anne to go for sure :D. Then Jordan has a gun, and we could even bring Tyla. Jon wants to go like MAD.

We'd make such a sweet paintballa team! We need to go!! Then we can go to the beach after and swim and tan like crazy kids do these days. You'll need hella mad moneez though. Probably about 100 bucks if you're renting and don't plan on going ape shit with shooting. Tactics people!!

Oh and they have some hella sweet Taco Bell food too. So come on out! We'll plan car rides later. I just want some answers on who is interested.

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Jack Sparrow. Man, legend, god? [09 Jul 2006|12:51pm]
[ mood | dirty ]

Yeah so I've seen Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest twice already.. Friday night with Curtis and Saturday night with Bill. Anyways, it's amazing. I recommend seeing it constantly.

In other news I completed my 25 hours at the landfill.

..and I bought a Walther P22 semi-auto air pistol that my parents found out about and didn't take to kindly to.

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The Saturday to end all Saturdays. [11 Jun 2006|09:28pm]
[ mood | Whaaaa? ]

Last night was an amazing night! I went party hopping with Tyler, Dan Daraban and Kurt Watts. We started with a trip to the beer store, Kurt got two six packs of Lakeport for him and Dan, I had my vodka, and Tyler was the DD. We had two parties on the list, Katherine Kalucki's and Matlock's. First we went to Katherine's, filled with grade 9s and 10s except for the grade 11 jocks and about 15 grade 12s. Everyone was pretty much a head shorter than us, they thought we were like 19 or something, it was weird. The highlight of that party was Katherine beating some girl up, it was pretty awesome. Who tries to fight the party host? And who tries to fight the party host that plays Rugby!? The fight was funny because it was upstairs in the hallway, and everyone was downstairs in the foyer watching them go at it, and screaming "Ohhhh!" the whole time. Then after a bit of mingling we caught the word that the cops would be here in 15 minutes. So we slipped out and went for the next party. At about.. 11 or 11:30.

Ok, next party. It was hella far away, but this house was about three times the size of mine. It had a pool and a hottub, the pool had a waterfall and a rockwall beside. He had a beach house about as big as my room with sattelite. And a firepit beside his pool with huge rocks for a bench. This house was pretty much amazing.. so the majority of the night there was spent sitting in the hottub, talking about FIFA, eating freezies and drinking beer. Now I'm hardcore into the FIFA World Cup thanks to these guys. I'm even trying to find where to buy a jersey, haha. Ukraine for the win! Fuck you Brazil. Fuck you Germany. Fuck you England. And most of all, fuck you Canada for not even making it into the tournament.

I felt like updating, it's been awhile. So I told a tale of my adventures on a Saturday night. Bye.

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Getting into shape mo' fucka. [24 Apr 2006|04:37pm]
[ mood | chipper ]

I'm gonna start taking kick boxing. Then just completely own everything and everyone with my 1337 skills. I can't wait!

P.S. - Who wants to take it with me..? I'm afraid of being alone! Aw.

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Psshh. [22 Apr 2006|10:24pm]
[ mood | Exhausted. Loooong day. ]

You. Are. Without a doubt. The biggest bitch ever. Go walk into the ocean with cement blocks as water wings.

Sincerely, Christopher Kerr.

I'm not actually in a bad mood, I just had to say that. I'm very happy! Other than the fact that I want a damn rabbit! They're so cuddly and cute and small and adorable and fuzzy and have big eyes. Aw, I want I want!

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4/20. Huzzah. [20 Apr 2006|10:59pm]
[ mood | BING. ]

So today, after school I celebrated. By smoking lots of drugs. But anyways, I have a funny story.

I was hitting P's in my room, and then my mom came home early. So I threw my PB out the window. Realizing this was a bad idea, and not wanted to be seen running downstairs by my mom, I used my spare/sister bedroom window and went onto the roof, then jumped down to my deck. Now, this is where it gets fun.. I landed on the deck, but rolled.. towards the steps off of it, haha. So I fell off and smashed my knee. It was very painful. Then I ran and got my PB, threw it into that weird metal thing at the side of my house and ran through the back door. Of course my mom sees me limp my ass inside and says "What were you doing in the backyard?" "Nothing, just looking around, getting some sunlight". So then I went upstairs and died on my bed. But my leg is fine now. Yaaay.

So the lesson of the day is, don't throw drug paraphernalia. You could break something if you're not careful.

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Been awhile.. so here's a quiz! ha [12 Apr 2006|08:40pm]
[ mood | Chippppped. ]

Take the quiz:
Which Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle are You?

Raphael
You can be considered the 'dark one' of your family. You're a hot-head, face it. Or...the 'Realist' some may say. It's a dog-eat-dog world, you're a pretty big dog. You normally lay low until some one gets up your back. You're anti-social and short-tempered...and you're not big on admitting it! But, even though you can act kinda rude and not-there, you're a rather large teddy bear on the inside when it comes to the ones you love...in danger. You hate being called a, 'softy' and you're always ready to 'bring it'.

Quizzes by myYearbook.com -- the World's Biggest Yearbook!


Damn riiight. Best TMNT. Ass-kickery is the way to go.

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Fun waste of time. [29 Mar 2006|10:30pm]
[ mood | Arrrg. Tired. ]

There's hardly any thinking involved!

Put your music player on shuffle.
Press forward for each question.
Use the song title as the answer to the question.
No cheating!


How am I feeling today?: Makes No Difference

Will I get far in life? Fatal

How do my friends see me?: Last Night

Where will I get Married?: Picking At My Brain

What is my best friend's theme song?: Don’t Stay

What is the story of my life?: Original Prankster

What is/was highschool like?: Gotta Get Away

How can I get ahead in life?: Atheist Peace

What is the best thing about me?: Rockstar

How is today going to be? My Humps

What is in store for this weekend?: And The Hero Will Drown

What song describes my parents?: White Devil

My grandparents?: Lying From You

How is my life going?: All There Is

What song will they play at my funeral?: Leave No Man Behind

How does the world see me?: The Drop

Will I have a happy life?: Blowout

What do my friends really think of me?: The Kids Aren’t Alright

Do people secretly lust after me?: No Brakes

How can I make myself happy?: 3 The Hard Way

What should I do with my life?: Tommy Gun

Will I ever have children?: When You’re In Prison (OH GOD!)

What is some good advice for me?: The Hell Song

What is my signature dancing song?: Radar Love

What do I think my current theme song is?: Crabbuckit

What does everyone else think my current theme song is?: YMCA

What type of men/women do you like?: It’s You

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Yay. [21 Mar 2006|05:23pm]
[ mood | chipper ]

So Patrick and me for tickets Death Cab/Franz Ferdinand today. Mmhmm, should be fuuunnn! E-tickets for the win! Printed them off and died. I love my Franz. And I'm starting to like Death Cab, "We Looked Like Giants" is such a good song. Jen we're getting a ride with you by the way. lol. Unless Patrick can manage to get the car, which would make this trip even better.

Concerts are the good, can't wait!

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Holla. [20 Mar 2006|08:15pm]
[ mood | Oh nooozzz ]

So I just found out that Franz Ferdinand is touring with Death Cab!? Now I want to go to the concert with you other folks! :(

But I guess that isn't possible, so I'll jsut harass Franz Ferdinand over myspace. Which I just broke down and made one. *sigh*

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Happy V-Day! [14 Feb 2006|04:13pm]
[ mood | Love is in the air!! ]

Yep, Victory in Europe Day. Or Valentines Day.

Why do people complain about it? I love it! It's a day of friendship, a day to show your love for your close friends. You don't need a lover to make it fun! The love in the air was nice, and I got pretty valentines. So BAM, in your face V-haters. Anyone who dislikes Valentines Day, or has no Valentine, there's lots of me to go around!

I got a 71 average. I want a 75 this semester. Stupid school. Why I'm coming back for another semester, no one knows.

I have to work in 40 minutes. Uncool. Good people better be working, since I'll be training 3 people alone, unless they have more orientation tonight. I guess I'll go eat some dinner then get proper clothing on.

Enjoy the rest of your Valentine's night people, go out on the town, buy a meal, buy some flowers for your secret crush, just don't be grumpy! Or else I'll come Valentine your face.

Bye lovers and lovettes.

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Crazy dumb. [09 Feb 2006|10:37pm]
So my journal decided by itself that it no longer wanted to be left aligned? Fine then. Ass.

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HA! [09 Feb 2006|10:25pm]
[ mood | Chipper!! ]

I'm happy to be a white boy who knows what skeet skeet means. Shows you Dave Chapelle! Some white suburban kids do know black talk! Anyways, when Andrew Tiwari told me so long ago, it grossed me out.... and still does.. What brought this up is because I can't stop listening to rap, primarily Get Low by Lil' Jon (yeeeaaah, oookay).

Man, I just don't even know what to update in this thing anymore..

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